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“Somewhere along the line I knew there’d be girls, visions, everything; somewhere along the line the pearl would be handed to me.” ~Jack Kerouac

On The Road - Walter Salles, 2012

Ps.happy new year you sexy fake bots……. that look nowhere as good as my wife …but close #tipsy #tweets r the #best

Crap cable channels ain’t showing any nba games. But sure, let’s air 16 year olds playing hockey in all our sports channels…oh Canada

LAKERS LAKERS LAKERS LAKERS. Hey Dallas: not so easy to win as a defending champion is it? Welcome to the club. It’s very hostile

Snow. This never happens where im from. Amazing stuff. Ass is freezing though

Xfactor was an amazing show this season. Melanie is gonna go far

Bout to play a short set at @phoglounge. This place reminds me so much of the Hotel Cafe in LA. I need bandmembers ASAP

RT @AndrewSiciliano: The world has lost its greatest golfer. N. Korean media once claimed Kim Jong-il had 11 aces in a single round. htt …

“I loved rage against the machine cause we weren’t allowed to listen to it”-my coworker @KyleBondy . That’s EXACTLY how it works.

someone just asked, if obese people pay more on airplanes, why cant skinny people share one seat for one price?